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What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate board meeting? Incredible Trivia: Going green, Colorado style, is how The Hulk mellows back into Bruce. Going Greens Groan of the Day: When my wife packs me a salad for lunch, all I want to know is what I did wrong. A.

Coincidence, or is Bigfoot here to go green, too? A. East or West. 'Cause they're both green, short, and blunt. Q. Green Gardening Wisdom: Ecological gardeners always compost, because a rind is a terrible thing to waste! What do you have if you have a big green ball in each hand? A.

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Q. Q. Being Green to never be lean. A. Now lettuce pray for them.

Sour you doing? Buy a Bike and Go Green. Go green or we all will scream! It pays to be green. What do you get if you cross a big green monster and a ballpoint pen? Why don't little green men get into arguments? Being green is staying clean. Q. Beside the Green Hulk, which superhero is a bona fide pot head?
Forever green! But, believe me, I can show you something gigantic, green, and largely incredible. Q. Smashing Pumpkins.

Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. Q. The same baby three weeks later. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? Clean & Green is our perfect dream. I'm green, you're green, we're all green and mainstream. It’s impossible to ruin this view. Going green means you have made the conscious decision to not steal from your children. Green Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you salad? Q.

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Keep earth green not grey. Source. Breathe… Breathe…. What do little green men like to put in their hot chocolate? The key to a greener planet is in your hands. A. Spider-Man 'cause he's in love with Mary Jane. Two green aliens were sitting at the Space Bar. Mr. Spock: What is a hemorrhoid? The following infographic outlines ways to save money with greener choices. Go green for life! A. Mint green. What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing, What’s green and has wheels? Finally she called on him. What do you call somebody who doesn't like green vegetables? The Ink-Credible Hulk! A. Q. A. What is Green and Smelly? Green Flesh.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round? Q. I think of you sucking my peen.

Peacefully green. A pickle, but you have to throw it really hard! 'Cause you are putting a big smile on my face. Don’t be awesome just be green. A. Why did the traffic signal turn green? A. Blazing a trail off the galactic mainstream. So The Hulk would know what to order and not get h-angry! A. You can have a nice day on the driving range, on the fairway, the putting green, or just riding around in the golf cart. The largest collection of funny puns in the world. Live green to save more green. Q. A listing of 101 popular and catch go green slogans. How do green gardeners send mail? Q. Because they're always so green with envy. Q. Because they have nothing to do with leprechauns.

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Being green with envy. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”, Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards, What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A.

My green, your green, our green. Get into the Green Scene. Save green. Let’s go green… let’s go. Q.

Where does The Hulk get all his bell peppers? Green Love: Kiss me, I'm High-Rish! Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. Lets go green to get our globe clean. Q. Grass, I lied about the wheels, The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. St. Patrick's Day Point to Ponder: If you drink green beer on St. Patrick's Day, is that considered a vegetable? LGM Alien Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men prefer Hatch chilies from New Mexico, or Colorado's Pueblo chilies? Yellow? Q. Walk away from the mean team and join the green team. Q. Q. what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? Colorblind Guy: I don't know, but I have another pair just like these at home. A. Colorado's High Country. Be green and clearly be seen.

A. Cellar-y. An Ailin' Alien!

Go green or go home. Why have there been so many UFO sightings in Colorado's high country lately?

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! A. Golfers do it on the green.

A. A listing of 101 popular and catch go green slogans. Then it's soaked in blood and tears. Alien Point to Ponder: Would an Earthling pinch a naked green alien on St. Patrick's Day?

A. The last romaines. Q. Q. Q. They were waiting for city officials to give it the green light. A. Q. What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?